my favourite is minna because she's rainbow and doesn't afraid of anything

Not pictured: 1.5 more boxes.

All this has exactly one (1) Billy bookcase to house it

queercapulets:

so i jumped on a certain bandwagon

Anonymous asked:

can you explain why you like eridan?

ceruleancynic:

he tastes like clove smoke

okay, okay, sorry. In the event that you are EHA, baby, I have already ordered the Jacuzzi and the three buckets of eels, I’m just waiting for you to come submerge with me and tell me how wrong I am about everything. 

It’s getting chilly. You might wish to make haste. 

For anyone who is not EHA, tho, here’s why:

He’s a fuckup. 

He is such a profound fuckup, on so many levels. He wants so badly to consider himself a profound military theorist when his military theory consists of “…uh…make Gl’bgolyb cross so she glubs and kills all landdwellers, then something, then profit” that anyone pointing out that this is a shitty theory/plan is automatically just assumed to be too dim to grasp his masterful concept of tactics. 

He is a spoiled brat but at the same time he has never, ever actually learned survival skills: he’s spent his time riding around killing lusii for Feferi’s hungry, noisy mother, and he’s pretty good at the actual hunting part. What he isn’t good at is anything else. He wants to be the terrible, powerful, important, impressive violet prince, and he’s a douchefuck in bowling shoes with a Dr. Strange cape. 

And because he’s the type of dude to latch on to whoever is kind/dim enough to show him interest, he basically grabs on to Feferi and clings like a facehugger, albeit with less actual penetration, because she likes him AND THEREFORE THEY ARE FATED IT IS SO TOTALLY HIS DESTINY if she doesn’t agree she is BETRAYING HIM OH THE BITTERNESS WWEH. 

He’s the dude who never dated so he never got dumped, and then when it happened for the first time, he threw his amp out the third-floor dorm window and flailed into the pond wearing a bedsheet determined to drown himself despite two strong RAs hauling him bodily back out. 

He’s a fuckup. And fuckups, unlike well-adjusted people, are fascinating

oh man so woolies have these things that are like these tiny little oily sweet capsicums stuffed with feta dealies

and you guys they blow my goddamn mind

eta also im watching this movie and it mentioned outback steakhouse and used the term “aussie-tisers” yoU GUYS

historia-reiiss:

when i call a character trash i don’t mean it as a joke or an insult i mean it as you belong in a garbage can and the garbage can is my heart

claracivry:

Who the hell is Bucky?

 

acquaintedwithrask:

ramavoite:

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

(Source: youtube.com)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

voidbat:

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

yeah, i’m not about to fuck with miss piggy.

jesus balls it is MAD too cold to be out without a jumper ;_____;

(Source: sonofabacchae)

oliboobs:

Redraw of a reeeeally old thing
I’m just gonna post this before I realize anymore mistakes

oliboobs:

Redraw of a reeeeally old thing

I’m just gonna post this before I realize anymore mistakes

(Source: oliboobs)

desertxland replied to your photo
gross

its funny you say that because she has perfected this expression of delicate disgust

which i think of as the “andrea at a fall out boy concert” face