reading through an old email thread about free!
and right in the fucking middle i say this
oh my fucking god mark making some kind of keeper baby situation happen wardo you can’t leave that poor child to a baby wire monkey fate!!!
somewhere his parents wake up wild eyed hissing ‘mark stop getting relationship advice from 13 year olds who read too much VC Andrews’ but don’t remember it in the morning
a) what the fuck was i replying to
b) why does anyone talk to me
c) i bet it was a fucking interview with the vampire joke
My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”