my favourite is minna because she's rainbow and doesn't afraid of anything

learn-tilde-ath asked:

ask box checker person double check this ask please. ok. : One interpretation of mind honey would lead to it perhaps acting as a medication of sorts for Mituna (possibly in limited doses of course). Sollux fed his lusus Mind Honey, saying that it helps it "not be such an idiot all the time, merely most of the time instead." It seems plausible that it e.g. makes the brain work harder or do more of something, and so as a result would help Sollux's lusus and Mituna, but makes Sollux shoot lasers.

homestuckbecausereasons:

Although why Mituna would be so…off is odd, right? Especially since his Alternia counterpart didn’t seem so off.

did psiioniic ever sustain a serious traumatic brain injury?  i dont remember anything about it but i also angrily snored my way past the original ancestor section.


Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

oh man how much does that trailer come off as a thriller

Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

oh man how much does that trailer come off as a thriller

(Source: britishcomedyoverflowing)

stars-collected:

Lest we forget, Watchmen’s pre-movie fandom explosion started in ‘07 on 4chan’s /co/ as a joke. Like, lol, what if when the movie comes out a bunch of yaoi fangirls get really into it and start shipping Rorschach and Nite Owl. lol. That would be so funny. Let’s make Watchmen yaoi. Let’s write Watchmen yaoi. Let’s talk about Watchmen yaoi all day long until we get yelled off the board and move to a separate chan just for comic book porno and talk about Watchmen yaoi every day for several years and fill up 26 threads with fic and art that we pour our souls into.

lol.

omg her face “no i dont want to be a missionary lets not and say we did :(“

oh ok just “no i dont wanna marry you” thats fair kiddo

yeah dude she’s just not that into you DEAL W/IT

aw dang he took rejection like a dickweed that’s a shame he seemed nice

AH HELLO DAME DENCH I MISSED YOU IN THE 5 MINUTES YOU WERE GONE ;A;

well as he fucking should go in for her he locked her in an attic for like 10 years it’d make anybody want to burn the place to the ground

oh no sweet old lady being all “i would have helped ilu :(” can she be your new mum she seems actually nice build yourself that family girl

god fucking damn it she’s gonna marry the sad man of garbage isn’t she THIS IS A SUB-PAR ENDING

oh welp apparently he’s sad blind becaned and floofy well hopefully he does a What Katy Did and becomes less garbage

I HOPE YOU FEEL VERY KEENLY THE EXTENT TO WHICH YOU DON’T DESERVE HER, YOU WASTE OF FICTIONAL CARBON >:(

fucking hell this poor kid had such a bad time and is such a total babe and a half this is very upsetting

WELL

THAT WAS A STORY :|

WAS THAT A THREAT OF VIOLENCE DID YOU JUST TALK ABOUT HOW YOU COULD BREAK HER NECK GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE

BABY GIRL CROSS INTO A DIFFERENT BOOK, FIND YOURSELF A BINGLEY :(

"I KNOW YOU’RE POOR AND PLAIN BUT NBD ;A;"

YEAH I BET IT’S NO BIG DEAL SINCE YOU ALREADY GOT YOURSELF A RICH WIFE

IN THE ATTIC

oh my god dench’s character being like

"listen girl, you’re young and in love so you probably don’t know this, but men are shitbabies, don’t trust them"

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders)

"Anything that was right."

OH BABY NO MARRY ME INSTEAD ;A;

eta “I would have loved you if you’d let me”

I STRAIGHT UP DO NOT HAVE THE FUCKING HEART FOR THIS SHIT

FUCK OFF ROCHESTER SHE’S A PRECIOUS BABY AND YOU’RE GARBAGE

eta literally all i know about this dude is that he locks his wife in the attic but that’s all I need to know to hate him >:(

aw fuck aw fuck

im watching jane eyre which i havent read because i am an UNCULTURED SWINE

and aw dang this poor kid has had a bad time and i quite like her but im pretty sure she ends up in a castle with some dude who’s fresh outta flowers in the attic complete with a lady literally locked in his attic, she’s had a bad time and is gonna continue to have a bad time, i hope this dude she’s hanging with now is not that garbage dude, also OH SHIT IS THAT DAME JUDI DENCH FUCK YEAH

Anonymous asked:

why do you dislike izzie stevens?

marissacoopers:

  • like 80% of her career as a doctor is her disrespecting the wishes of her patients, often outright insulting them (hey, remember that time she told a woman she was weak for wanting to have surgery to avoid cancer she’d almost definitely end up with? that was fun! she does stuff like that all the time!)
  • (ps JUSTICE FOR DENNY DUQUETTE)
  • she’s a monster to callie 
  • that one time when meredith almost died and she used it as an opportunity to get up on her soap box to george about how badly he sucked at life and how callie was a huge mistake but that basically she, saint isobel, would forgive him, when THEIR FRIEND MIGHT HAVE DIED
  • ryan atwood syndrome aka she’s presented as being morally right always when she’s being the worst because she ~stands up for her beliefs~, never mind how bad they are

quick make him a member of your host club

(Source: shreya-chan)

lipstickmata:

this is the best new twitter even as it brings up the heretofore unconsidered fact that hannibal would be a drag of a zoo date

(Source: lipstick-mata)

melkior:

send hELP

BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here